My work provides food fairly regularly for us teachers (usually during mid-terms and finals when the Korean teachers are working extra hard). About once a week one of these shows up on my desk:
Yes, this may appear to be a sandwich, and even may technically qualify as one, but I assure you, it is not a sandwich. Let me describe what we have here: slice of white bread (comparable to Wonder Bread), slice of Kraft cheese, scrambled egg (in the shape of a square, with CORN kernels mixed in), shredded cabbage, sweet pickles, a slice of ham, and another slice of bread. Served hot. As you can see, I've taken out the ham and eaten half the sandwich. I will not be making this mistake again.
I want to be perfectly clear here. This. Is. Not. A. Sandwich.
Yes, this may appear to be a sandwich, and even may technically qualify as one, but I assure you, it is not a sandwich. Let me describe what we have here: slice of white bread (comparable to Wonder Bread), slice of Kraft cheese, scrambled egg (in the shape of a square, with CORN kernels mixed in), shredded cabbage, sweet pickles, a slice of ham, and another slice of bread. Served hot. As you can see, I've taken out the ham and eaten half the sandwich. I will not be making this mistake again.
I want to be perfectly clear here. This. Is. Not. A. Sandwich.
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