Teecha, yuh face issa duhtee

So, right to it.

The kids I teach, as well as many other Koreans (young and old), believe that facial hair is a trait harbored exclusively by either (A), reclusive monks or (B), really old people. I have a beard.

In one swift motion I've shattered their reality along with all they hold dear; I am a hammer - tranquil - unforgiving upon the glass.

Though not nearly as shocking as a burqa in the heart of Texas, my facial hair might be something more akin to that of a visible tattoo to your conservative grandparents. This new-found reality and paradigm-shift, coupled with the naiveté of childhood innocence (laugh), results in many questions, slurs, and amusingly offensive caricatures.

"Teacha, why issa yuh (hand gesturing to own face) likeuh that? Yuh face issa duhtee!"

Though I acted displeased in class when I snatched this from one troublesome youth, I was struggling to stifle a bellowing laugh. It's actually pretty hilarious. Mildly offensive, but hugely funny.

That's all I have for now. Don't worry, teaching is getting better and I'm really enjoying my time here, culturally insensitive caricatures and all!

sb